Name: Purple Monkey
DOB: (EASTER) April 2007
Sex: Male
Hair Color: Purple
Eye Color: Black
Race: Primate
Missing Date: August 2007
Age Now: 4 months
Height: 14 inches
Weight: 4 ounces
Birthmark/Identifiers: fresh wound (Missing tail)
Circumstances: Last known location is still uncertain. He was either last seen at the Caribbean Beach Resort at Disney World or in the Dollar Rent A Car Shuttle van on Aug 1, 2007. At this time the monkey's mother is unaware that he is actually missing. Monkey's grandmother first noticed him missing on Aug 4, 2007. Monkey's mother has mentioned him numerous times but grandmother was able to divert the attention elsewhere. Grandmother does not know how long she can hide this fact since the monkey's uncle is also aware that he is missing. If you know the whereabouts of purple monkey please contact us immediately - or if you know where we can get a replacement monkey that might fool a 3 year old. He was "adopted" from Target just before Easter and the grandmother is unaware of any siblings still living at the store.
6 years ago
2 comments:
How do you know purple monkey is male? I'm sure you've ebayed him by now. Good luck!
Hilarious! I mean, heartbreaking and sad.
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